We are the anti-hedge fund

The mission of the fund is to prove the wall-street fuck-tards wrong by investing in what they hate, making massive tendies, buying bitcoin and paying our wife's boyfriends to cuckhold us.

More technically, the fund promises to uphold the following portfolio trifecta:

1. 50% - 5 most shorted stocks, weighted by % shorted

2. 25% - Bitcoin

3. 25% - 1 stonk with the most votes on the last day of the month to be purchased on the first trading day of the next month.